Yes, it's true.
I gave birth in my mouth. Again.
And, as several people have pointed out already, it's twins.
I know you can't wait to meet them, so here is a picture. Baby A is on the left, Baby B on the right.
Baby A was just over 1/8 inch long, while Baby B was just over 1/4 inch long. I suspect it may be another case of TTTS.
I'm very pleased to report that I am feeling much better, aside from the stitches, a hematoma, and the draining infection.
The doctor made a generous incision and attempted a vacuum delivery. When that failed, he used forceps. Once Baby A was out, Baby B shot right out behind him. Sweet, sweet relief.
Of course, until I have a permanent surgical procedure done, I'll continue to produce more of these guys. In fact, there are a few more growing in there right now that the doctor left behind.
But for now, I'm feeling good.
And I'm about 5 pounds lighter.